Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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