Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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