This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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