I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
do nipples grow back?
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