So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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