Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
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Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
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it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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