lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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