just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
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Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
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I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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