no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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