aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
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