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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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