i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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