If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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