I will die if light touches me.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
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Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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