A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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