so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
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She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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