Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
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She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
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So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
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ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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