Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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