Need sex. Gaining weight.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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