Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
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no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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