i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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