I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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