its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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