By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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