I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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