Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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