Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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