i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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