I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
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Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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