Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
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It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Drake has all the answers
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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