belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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