You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
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She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
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Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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