im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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