so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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