I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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