These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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