i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
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Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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