God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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