Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
North Korea, Best Korea!
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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