people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
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Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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