Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
my shit smells like andre
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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