they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Randomize
