Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
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We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
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SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
we should paint friendship bongs
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