Non-Jews are for practice
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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