me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
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You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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