Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
she told me i tasted like america
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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