you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
This house was built for laser tag.
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
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The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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