I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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