I must be too annoying 4 u.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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