Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
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I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
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They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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