so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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