Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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