oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
