she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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