a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
This house was built for laser tag.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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