Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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