I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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